i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
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