problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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