can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
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