I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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