Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tonight, I'm planning on being a bigger trainwreck than Britney Spears circa 2007.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
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she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
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everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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