His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
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well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
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She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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