So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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