Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
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she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
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Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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