we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Just took 11th shot of tequila. I may puke in my bear head.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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