She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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