I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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