i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Randomize
