Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
I never thought I would say this but I have to clean queso off my vibrator
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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