I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
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I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
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Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
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