Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Randomize
