like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just a heads up before you get home. Took the shelves out of the fridge so i could fit the beer ball and bucket of riot punch. Apparently i decided the stove was the best place to keep them. They got cooked when we pre heated to cook a bird we shot. This may be the final straw for our security deposit
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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