I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
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Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
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Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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