its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
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There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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