i'm signing you up for texting rehab
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
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