the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize