Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
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