wake up i wanna do it froggy style
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
My mom just called hysterical. She and her sister found my dead grandma's vibrator.
The apple don't fall far from that tree.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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