we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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