try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
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