The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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