Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
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Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
then he asked me if i wanted to "handle his wingman"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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