I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
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You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
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No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
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