...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
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so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
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it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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