apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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