For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
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remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
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Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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