I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
"it" just moved
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
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