The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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