What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
Randomize
