youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
someone owes me an orgasm
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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