So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i used baking grease as lip gloss
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
Randomize
