Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
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The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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