Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
