5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
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Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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