Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
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I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
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When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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