i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You pole danced in your parka.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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