david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
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i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
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but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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