Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Say something about gay babies.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
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It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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