Me. At least after what I've been through.
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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