It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
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Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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