I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
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