Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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