North Korea, Best Korea!
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
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