So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
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