Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...