We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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