Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
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