my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
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Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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