Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
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Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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